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Fitter
Happier
more productive
comfortable
not drinking too much
regular exercise at the gym
(3 days a week)
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
at ease
eating well
(no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
a patient better driver
a safer car
(baby smiling in back seat)
sleeping well
(no bad dreams)
aionarap on
careful to all animals
(never washing spiders down the plughole)
keep in contact with old friends
(enjoy a drink now and then)
will frequently check credit at
(moral) bank (hole in the wall)
FAVORS for FAVORS

fond (but not in love)

-charity standing orders-
on Sundays ring road supermarket
(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)
car wash
(also on Sundays)
no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
nothing so childish - at a better pace
slower and more calculated

no chance of escape

now self-employed
concerned (but powerless)
an empowered and informed member of society
:)
(pragmatism not idealism)

will not cry in public

less chance of illness
tires that grip in the wet
(shot of baby strapped in back seat)

a good memory

• still cries at a good film
• still kisses with saliva

no longer empty and frantic
like a cat
tied to a stick
that's driven into:

frozen winter shit
(the ability to laugh at weakness)

calm
fitter
healthier
more productive

a pig
in a cage
on antibiotics